French scientist finds microchip implanted in the skull of Napoleon by jokerphd

PARIS - Scientists examining the remains of Napoleon Bonaparte are "deeply puzzled" by the discovery of a microchip embedded half-inch long skull.

They say the mysterious object could be an alien implant - suggesting that the French emperor was once abducted by a UFO!

"The possible ramifications of this discovery are almost too enormous to comprehend," declared Dr. Andre Dubois, who made the astonishing revelation in a French medical journal.

"Until now, every indication has been that victims of alien abduction are ordinary people who play no role in world events.

"Now we have compelling evidence that extraterrestrials acted in the past to influence human history - and may continue to do so"

Dr. Dubois made the amazing find while studying Napoleon's exhumed skeleton on a $ 140,000 grant from the French government.

"I was waiting to see if he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature," he explained.

But instead the researcher found something far more extraordinary: "As I examined the interior of the skull, my hand brushed across a tiny protrusion.

"Then I looked at the area under a magnifying glass - and was surprised to find that the object was a kind of super-advanced microchip."

From the point of bone growth around the chip, the expert believes it was implanted when Bonaparte was young.

"Napoleon vanished from sight for a period of several days in July 1794, when he was 25 He later claimed that he had been imprisoned during the coup Themidorian -.., But there is no record of that arrest I think it's when there was kidnapping ".

From then on, Napoleon's rise was meteoric. The following year, he had been put in charge of the French army in Italy.

Miraculously, he was able to transform starving, ragged soldiers in a combat strength class and to crush the Italians.

In 1804, after a series of startling victories, the pint-size general crowned himself emperor of France - and his empire soon expanded to include what is now Germany and Austria, and Switzerland, Italy and Denmark.

"Napoleon used military strategies more than a hundred years ahead of his time," said Dr. Dubois. "Perhaps the implant somehow enhanced his abilities."

The implant could also explain Napoleon's famous habit of holding his hand over his heart, he added.

"It is possible that the device affected the electrical signals from your brain to your heart."

At the time of his defeat by the British at Waterloo in 1815, Napoleon had altered the face of Europe.

"What Western history would have been like had the aliens not intervened, we can only guess," observed Dr. Dubois.